am I the only person who thinks Romney sounds like a combination of roast beef and pastrami…or maybe i’m just hungry

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justpiercetheveilalready:

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

I believe the past-tense is shat

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